Ernesto Ratings: Welcome to (south) America
Ernesto, a gentleman from a Latin country who is a good
friend of the family, often schools me about the strange and mistaken notions
of middle class Americans like myself.
Many servants raised Ernesto south of the equator with his wealthy
family in the hills overlooking the multi-colored roofs of the crowded city
below. There were no confusions in
Ernesto’s world. There were classes, classes
that were clearly delineated not only by the clothing one might wear but also
the future one could expect to have.
Things were clear.
“Here,” he would remind me in carefully selected words,
“people do not respect or understand the nature of and the need for
classes. This is a problem, and it
breeds distrust and frustration.
Ironically, you pseudo-intellectuals actually believe you can make
things work differently here, but of course you cannot. Once you accept this truism, the frustration
that comes of false expectations will cease and life can go on peacefully.”
For Ernesto, social contracts (like pensions, Medicare, Social
Security, public schooling, etc.) are merely mistaken promises that assuage the
needy and undeserving. But Ernesto is
also quick to remind me, he does not need any of my middle-class offerings.
“Why should I pay for your pensions? Or anything else for that matter? I do not need your schools – my children are
educated privately. I do not need your medical or retirement programs, because I have taken care of my family and
myself in far better fashion. I don’t
need anything you might provide.
“Fire Department?” I counter.
“I have a superior sprinkler system.”
“Police?”
“We have our own security systems, safe rooms, and private
officers on the grounds of our gated community Diamond Arbor.”
And when it comes to government by the people for the
people, Ernesto can bring the pain.
“You think the next governor of Illinois will care about
you, your pensions, those who need medical assistance, public education, or
anything else I consider welfare? Think
again”
Dan Rutherford, a
business executive and one-term treasurer for the State of Illinois has thrown
his hat into the ring for 2014. By the
way, Mr. Rutherford is also a member of the American Legislative Exchange
Council (a.k.a. ALEC). Also, according to Project Vote Smart, Rutherford is
keen on Right to Life groups and the Illinois Policy Institute is very keen on
Dan, giving him a 100% score for following their positions. Think beyond a 401(k), and you’ll lose Dan in
any discussion of pensions. Ernesto
Rating A.
Bruce Rauner, a
self-made millionaire (unlike Ernesto), is a Tea Party favorite, or at least he
is very generous to those who are. He
has financially supported prospective legislators like Susan Sweeney and others
endorsed by Illinois Crossroads, the Tea Party organization in Illinois. In fact, Rauner financially has supported
gubernatorial candidate Kirk Dillard in the past, but probably not this time
around. On a recent WTTW interview,
Rauner was reticent to discuss his actual positions regarding issues like
abortion or same-sex marriage; this after saying he was a candidate who would
speak openly and honestly. He also
preferred a broad brush 401 (k) for all public workers. He never discussed whether Social Security
would be a problem. Ernesto Rating A+.
To say Kirk Dillard
is appreciated would be an understatement when it comes to the NRA, Chamber of
Commerce, American Conservative Union, Illinois
Manufacturers Associaition, Illinois Policy Institute, and Illinois Churches
Association. Kirk does not fare so well
with union organizations, independent voters groups, Planned Parenthood, or the
Illinois Environmental Council (Project Vote Smart). On the other hand, long time assistant to BIG
Jim Thompson and leader of the American Legislative Exchange Council in
Illinois, Kirk earned Ernesto’s A+
rating. (Why would IEA give this guy
$35,000?)
Senator Bill Brady
is owner of a home construction outfit who promised last time to “cut a dime
from every dollar of the state budget” (ballotpedia). Last run at Governor was marred by the
information that Senator Brady endorsed a bill allowing euthanizing multiple
animals in one area (box). The Illinois
Policy Institute is enamored of Brady, giving his a 100% endorsement on Project
Vote Smart. He is also revered by
Illinois Gun Owners Organization, the Illinois Manufacturers Association, the
NRA, and the American Conservative
Union. Ernesto Rating A+.
William Daley,
a failure in multiple areas on the Federal level (Gore’s unsuccessful bid for
the Presidency, Chief of Staff for Obama after Emanuel) was truly what big
business needed when Clinton was in office, and he spearheaded the North
American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) which has done so much to those with so
little in our country. Success for Daley
has come in his financial affiliations depite the hard times following the
2007-08 collapse of housing markets. “A longtime banker and businessman, Daley
headed the Amalgamated Bank of Chicago, served as president of SBC and later
held top positions at JPMorgan Chase….On pension reform, Daley favors a
proposal that would require workers to pay more toward their retirement, scale
back the automatic annual 3 percent compounded increase in retiree checks and
raise the retirement age” (http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2013-06-11/news/ct-met-illinois-governor-race-0611-20130611_1_pension-reform-bill-daley-income-tax-rate
). Ernesto
Rating A++.
Lisa Madigan was a senator in Illinois and is daughter
of Speaker Mike Madigan. Ernesto does
not expect her to win. “She’s a woman
for God’s sake.” He also feels past associations
with Acorn and meager attempts to put bank foreclosures on stall or slow motion
will destroy her possibilities with the business community. Ernesto
rating: C+.
When I asked why that passing rating, he responded matter-of-factly, “Don’t forget her Dad.”
“By the
way, my pseudo-intellectual friend,” Ernesto summarized with a nice sip of
Pinot Noir, “if you think any of these American political leaders are
interested in those who depend on the social contracts made, you need a nice
fitting straight jacket.”
With "friends like these (candidates), who needs enemies"?
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Delete"Pseudo-intellectuals? Pseudo-intellectuals? We don't need no stinkin' intellectuals of no kind!"
ReplyDeleteMay Madigan meet the same fate that Alfanso Bedoya met at the hands of the law. (Too bad Illinois doesn't use firing squads. Well, life imprisonment would be OK.)