Unfunded Mandates:
The Turnaround Agenda of Bruce Rauner
My wealthy friend Ernesto and I met for lunch the other
afternoon at a local eatery, which offered a wide variety of wonderfully exotic
Mediterranean samplings.
The place was loud and bustling. “Try the baba
ganoush,” Ernesto loudly proffered, sliding the plate across the table to
me, as I sipped a luscious mint tea.
“What a weird
name. Thanks,” I replied. “Very good!”
“And how are you, my
friend, now that our new Governor has started holding the feet of your corrupt Democratic
legislators to the fire as they face a long summer of being forced to actually
work? This is a man who knows how to get
things done!”
“I think the vote’s
still out on that one, Ernesto. Bruce
may have warned his wife that he would ‘drive ‘em crazy’ in Springfield, but it
occurs to me it is working the other way ‘round. In fact, just the other day, I read that when
Bruce suggested he’d serve only two terms, his wife retorted she’d be happy if
he’d served only one. That might be a
fait accompli.
“You’re out of your
elements in politics as well as dining, my friend. This Governor’s Turnaround Agenda will
elevate our state to significance again.”
“To me, it seems a
catalog of complaints without any solutions – except for each community to
embrace them all blindly? I’m sorry, but
I’m not so sure, Ernesto. The bullet
points all seem so nebulous. What’s the
issue with unfunded mandates or even the right to…”
“Unfunded mandates,
my sadly naïve friend, are making you and I pay more for our dinners right
now. Do you see those mandatory signs
that announce “no smoking” at every entrance? The smoking ashtrays outside in a
small, canopied courtyard next to us?
The warnings that smoking is not allowed in the washrooms?” You and I are paying for those signs, those ashtray
stands, and that large heated canopy tent for smokers.”
“Really?”
“Unfunded mandates
become an additional cost borne by the businesses because the state legislature
decides to force such establishments not only to ban smoking but also notify
the public it is disallowed. And the
local business or government has to bear those costs, my friend. Now, let’s expand that to all the
requirements forced upon us on even local levels, from education to other facets
of business. Can you begin to comprehend
the unfairness and cost of it all?”
“Yes, of course, Ernesto,
but in this case, let’s say, the business in which we enjoy our lunch has to
endure an extra cost for protecting you and me from injury by exposure to
second hand smoke. Isn’t that an
acceptable burden of operating commerce safely for those who come here?”
Ernesto smiled. “But our new Governor has identified over 280
unnecessary unfunded mandates that are being forced upon the local communities
and school districts. We need to stop
that, so that you and I, and our families need not pay those costs for
ridiculous enacted requirements determined by the General Assembly.”
“Indeed, Ernesto, a talking
point of the Turnaround Agenda boldly identifies that ‘more than 280 unfunded mandates have been
imposed on communities across Illinois, costing $billions.’ But, Ernesto, I have not been able to find
any one specific example of one of those 280 unfunded mandates. Have you?
“No, but…they will be
provided in time…”
“And I even reached
out unsuccessfully to the Office of Lieutenant Governor Evelyn Sanguinetti, who
is charged with the task to shrink unfunded mandates in Illinois…, and later
the office of State Senator Linda Holmes
who sits upon the “Local Government” committee and is a part of the Task
Force. Her office has not received any documentation of the 280 (or even one) unfunded
mandate that meets this nefarious characterization of unfair and punitive
outcomes.”
“Yes, I know about
this Task Force, and they are preparing to bring forth the necessary problems
and solutions. They have until December
2015.”
“Sounds familiar, my
friend. And the Office of Sanguinetti assures
its coming to some resolution. But the
last time I looked at a list of unfunded mandates for Illinois, one which was
made available in 2011, I had a hard time finding too much that was over the
top….crazy…unfair…unnecessary…or extravagant.”
“But it was too much…I
mean, monetarily.”
“Yes, it was
extensive, Ernesto. Nearly 120 pages
with almost an average of 15 mandates per page (http://www2.illinois.gov/gov/budget/documents/budgeting
for results/related documents/full list of mandates for bfr commission.pdf
), but the list was interesting in its purpose as well as its scope. Not only were local educational mandates
required to instruct about the Holocaust or to provide in-services against
bullying, but also services for domestic violence, witness
protection (from gangs too), disposal of dead animals, disposal of dead people,
lead poisoning, groundwater protection, homeless prevention, public pension
regulations per city/village, public waterway safety, asbestos abatement,
mosquito abatement, child labor, food inspection, ….shall I go on?”
“Why should we listen to Springfield?”
“Well, I mean what if one local school
district or its people decide they’ll ignore Black History month…or another
says they don’t have time to teach about the Holocaust, or another says that
firearm training for its police officers impinges on its ability to do
something else with money.
“Do you really want a small group of
locals determining what they will do or not?
Of course, we’ll pay it back in some other method, won’t we? If you decide not to provide training for
your police officers, will we have another Baltimore or worse? If we drop the required steroid prevention
programs, will our children be better off?
If we decide not to require districts to test for autism, won’t we pay
another cost later for that?”
“You exaggerate this issue, my friend.”
“I probably do, Ernesto. We liberals are like that. On the other hand, this canopied tent through
those flaps over there is an adaptation to a mandate, isn’t it? Law does not require this. In fact, this business man’s answer even
flaunts the law.
“So…we still need to prevent it at all
costs. Government has the power – and I would argue the obligation – to protect
us from certain dangers, don’t you think?
“Who are they
to tell us …anything?”
“They're us, aren't they? So, Ernesto, what’s in your Baba
Gannoush?”